Leon, the buses' last owner, gave me a kernel of wisdom I've heard repeated on this site: "Always obey the 6/4/2 Rule: [I]Six[/I] for a party, [I]four[/I] for dinner, and [I]TWO[/I] overnight."

Well, there is a need to violate that in our household; and, no, I'm not one of those husbands from a recently-heard call in show whose wives insist on bringing a third party into the mix on occasions...

It's my beloved mother-in-law, whose thirst for adventure is a...