I like the P,K-9 system
Burgler breaks into home and is loading the family silver into the bag when he hears a voice softly intone "Jesus is watching you"
He freezes.. then hearing nothing further slowly looks around, sees nothing and goes back to work.. Again he hears that same voice/phrase and again he stops, looks around and sees and hears nothing.. The third time he spots the bird saying "Jesus is watching you"
He says "So what, you are just a dumb bird in that cage, What can you do?"
The bird replys: Oh, but I'm not Jesus, I'm Moses, and Jesus is watchiing you.
You see.. I think burglar alarms should make the burglar ALARMED not disturb the neighbors.
Burgler: So what birdbrain, and what kind of idiot names his bird Moses anyway?
Bird: The same kind that names his Rottweiler Jesus, and Jesus is watching you.