Ohhh – I forgot to mention the following:
Price for commercial purchaser:
1 mill US dollars in unmarked notes and in a larger than normal brown paper bag.
No return of goods and no refunds. Price doesn’t include sales tax, shipping and handling, packaging and posting, delivery charge on Sundays and public holidays, contribution to my personal pension scheme, interest, and also, applicable charge for added warranty may occur.
The following side effects may be encountered: Headache, remorse, regret, involuntary bowel movement, bankruptcy, persistent nagging from close family members and irritation with life in general.
Offers are invited.