Original Monaco Diplomat 2006 owners manual

[The Danes Are Coming]

I have in my possession an original Monaco Diplomat 2006 owners manual. If anyone is missing theirs I am prepared to part with it.

Price: FREE to the private person who genuinely needs it for their RV.

[The Danes Are Coming]

Ohhh – I forgot to mention the following:

Price for commercial purchaser:

1 mill US dollars in unmarked notes and in a larger than normal brown paper bag.

No return of goods and no refunds. Price doesn’t include sales tax, shipping and handling, packaging and posting, delivery charge on Sundays and public holidays, contribution to my personal pension scheme, interest, and also, applicable charge for added warranty may occur.

The following side effects may be encountered: Headache, remorse, regret, involuntary bowel movement, bankruptcy, persistent nagging from close family members and irritation with life in general.

Offers are invited.

[The Danes Are Coming]

The manual is no longer available - it has been sent to a fellow iRV2'er.

Unfortunately it wasn't claimed by a dealer so I am still 1 mill Dollars short