Has a beard - Yep
Smells of smoke or bacon - Got that right
Drove a truck for a living - Yep and retired from the Army
Owns a jumpsuit - Got it some where
Has a little white dog (LWD - Black and white
Knows the difference between a coach and a rig - Yep A rig bends in the middle
Has special shoes for dumping tanks - Nope Too old to run
Owns several sizes of channel locks - and a left hand monkey wrench
Never loses cheap sunglasses - Right, just put them up and forget where I put them
Can change oil in the rain - and wash it at the same time
Carries large pieces of cardboard and carpet remnants - Got to have something to lay on to change the oil in the rain.
Has applied Saran Wrap to exterior coach mirrors - Never did this but I will
2008 Gulf Stream BT Cruiser
Wisdom is not a product of schooling, but of a lifelong attempt to acquire it.