Motorhome owner profile

[ramblinboy]

Tongue in cheek profile of a motorhome owner:

Has a beard
Smells of smoke or bacon
Drove a truck for a living
Owns a jumpsuit
Has a little white dog (LWD)
Knows the difference between a coach and a rig
Has special shoes for dumping tanks
Owns several sizes of channel locks
Never loses cheap sunglasses
Can change oil in the rain
Carries large pieces of cardboard and carpet remnants
Has applied Saran Wrap to exterior coach mirrors

[Toyduck]

Oh yea!

[3wheeljunkie]

good job

[TurtleKent]

I only meet two of the criteria, but I really like the Saran Wrap idea!

[Big Oil Guy]

Absolutely untrue..... My dog only looks white if the light hits him just right.

[Lowhorn]

That's a description of my DW! Now, if she reads this I'll be a DH (dead husband)

[KSCRUDE]

We meet about nine of these! All but the dog and shoes!

[beachguy]

Originally Posted by KSCRUDE

We meet about nine of these! All but the dog and shoes!

a couple more I've noticed........
Wears full "camo" clothing
Shows constant trouser cleveage

Keep it going............

[ramblinboy]

LMAOOTF

[ramblinboy]

Saves lint and candle wax for use as campfire starters

[Stealth01]

Originally Posted by ramblinboy

Tongue in cheek profile of a motorhome owner:

Has a beard - NOPE!
Smells of smoke or bacon - Hell NO, I sit up wind!
Drove a truck for a living - Nope, retired military!
Owns a jumpsuit - Ah, yes... a Flight Suit!
Has a little white dog (LWD) - Nope, Silver and brown!
Knows the difference between a coach and a rig - Yep!
Has special shoes for dumping tanks - Nope... gloves!
Owns several sizes of channel locks - Of Course and Vice Grips!
Never loses cheap sunglasses - Don't have cheap ones!!
Can change oil in the rain - 42 Quarts... you gotta be kidding me!
Carries large pieces of cardboard and carpet remnants - Nope, a tarp!
Has applied Saran Wrap to exterior coach mirrors - Ah, that sounds kinky!

KRG

[al2ride]

Originally Posted by ramblinboy

Tongue in cheek profile of a motorhome owner:

Has a beard - Yup
Smells of smoke or bacon - Yup
Drove a truck for a living - Nope
Owns a jumpsuit - Yup
Has a little white dog (LWD) - Big Brown Dog (Boxer)
Knows the difference between a coach and a rig - Yup
Has special shoes for dumping tanks - Nope, but after leaving the black valve open with the cap on...well, I should probably wear hip waders next time
Owns several sizes of channel locks - Channel locks and then some
Never loses cheap sunglasses - Yup, the best ones are the orange ones fro wally world
Can change oil in the rain - Yup, and in freezing temps too
Carries large pieces of cardboard and carpet remnants - Nope, a foldable dollie
Has applied Saran Wrap to exterior coach mirrors - Nope, but I think I'll try it on the entire front end of the coach

Uses a folding chair while fueling

Has stepped on a fishing hook at least once...or more...and yanked it off since there is no other way

[vsheetz]

Channels locks [ moderator edit ]. Fix most anything. (-;

[DSL417]

Originally Posted by Stealth01

KRG

Those answers smell - I'll bet those sunglasses are USAF issue aviators and were cheap to you!