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Old 04-04-2016, 11:09 PM   #1
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A boy asked God........

A boy asked God, "God what's a million years to you?"

God said, "but a minute."

The boy then asked, "well then, what's a million dollars to you?"

God said, "but a penny."

The boy said, "God, can you give me a million dollars?"

God said, "give me a minute."

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Old 04-08-2016, 11:44 AM   #2
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Mom & Daughter

A mother and her 8 year-old daughter were shopping at the mall one Saturday afternoon........

Daughter: "Mommy, how old are you?"
Mom: "That's a question you should never ask a lady."
Daughter: "Why not?"
Mom:That's something you're too young to understand."

About 1/2 hour later.......

Daughter: "How much do you weigh, Mommy?"
Mom: "That's another question you should never ask a lady and you're too young to understand if I explained it."

Another 1/2 hour passes.......

Daughter: "Why did you and daddy get divorced?)
Mom: "WOW, that's a very complicated question and I know you wouldn't understand it. When you get to your teens, ask me then and I'll tell you."

Monday came and the little girl was telling he friend at school the questions she had asked her mother and how her mother refused to answer her questions. Her friend said, "When your mom isn't looking, check her driver's license. All the information is on it. On Thursday the daughter sneaked a look at her mother's license and on Saturday she and her mother were working in their garden.......

Daughter: Mommy, I know how old you are."
Mom: "Oh Yeah? How old am I?"
Daughter: "33."
Mom: "How did you find that out?"
Daughter: "I'm not going to tell you because you wouldn't answer my questions. I also know how much you weigh."
Mom: "Do tell."
Daughter: "146 and I know why you and daddy got divorced."
Mom: " did your father tell you?"
Daughter: "No but I know anyhow."
Mom: "If your father didn't tell you that's impossible for you to know but tell me anyhow."
Daughter: "Because you got an 'F' in sex."

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Both of these are grade A hilarious!
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Hey good one Raptor!

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