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Old 02-01-2005, 07:34 PM   #1
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Why?

Why do we press harder on a remote control when we know the batteries are weak?

Why do banks charge a fee on "insufficient funds" when they know there is not enough?

Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion stars, but check when you say the paint is wet?

Why doesn't glue stick to the bottle?

Why do they use sterilized needles for death by lethal injection?

Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard?

Why does Superman stop bullets with his chest, but ducks when you throw a revolver at him?

Why do Kamikaze pilots wear helmets?

Whose idea was it to put an "S" in the word "lisp"?

What is the speed of darkness?

Are there specially reserved parking spaces for "normal" people at the Special Olympics?

If you send someone 'Styrofoam', how do you pack it?

If the temperature is zero outside today and it's going to be twice as cold tomorrow, how cold will it be?

If people evolved from apes, why are there still apes?

If it's true that we are here to help others, what are the others doing here?

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If someone with a split personality threatens to commit suicide, is it a hostage situation?


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Old 02-01-2005, 07:34 PM   #2
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Why?

Why do we press harder on a remote control when we know the batteries are weak?

Why do banks charge a fee on "insufficient funds" when they know there is not enough?

Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion stars, but check when you say the paint is wet?

Why doesn't glue stick to the bottle?

Why do they use sterilized needles for death by lethal injection?

Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard?

Why does Superman stop bullets with his chest, but ducks when you throw a revolver at him?

Why do Kamikaze pilots wear helmets?

Whose idea was it to put an "S" in the word "lisp"?

What is the speed of darkness?

Are there specially reserved parking spaces for "normal" people at the Special Olympics?

If you send someone 'Styrofoam', how do you pack it?

If the temperature is zero outside today and it's going to be twice as cold tomorrow, how cold will it be?

If people evolved from apes, why are there still apes?

If it's true that we are here to help others, what are the others doing here?

Do married people live longer than single ones or does it only seem longer?

If someone with a split personality threatens to commit suicide, is it a hostage situation?


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Old 02-01-2005, 07:56 PM   #3
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....are you woody's father?...geof kaye....thanks for the funnies-this bleak weather is starting to get to me.....;&gt
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John, another question that goes with your list,"Howcum they put braille instructions at a drive up ATM?". I have always been mystified with that one.
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Old 02-02-2005, 06:30 PM   #5
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... and a sign on the door of the post office that states "no dogs allowed, except seeing eye dogs". Who is supposed to read it, the blind guy, or the dog?
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Old 02-02-2005, 07:41 PM   #6
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<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Ken Lenger:
... and a sign on the door of the post office that states "no dogs allowed, except seeing eye dogs". Who is supposed to read it, the blind guy, or the dog? <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>
That would be the person not blind and their dog.

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