A few silly jokes add more here if you want to.
Two boll weevils grew up in Southern California. One went to Hollywood and
Became a famous star. The other one stayed behind in the cotton fields and never
mounted to much. So he was the lesser of two weevils.
Flabbergasted: Appalled by discovering how much weight one has gained.
Was talking to a 104 year old little lady and asked, “And what do you think is the best thing about being 104?
She gave me a simple smile and said no peer “pressure.”
Pastor: “ do you spend much time thinking of the here after?”
Old Timer: “I’ll say! Whenever I find myself in front of the refrigerator with the door open, I have to ask myself,” what I’M here after?”
A deer, a skunk and a duck stopped for lunch downtown. Who paid the tab? Not the deer she didn’t have a buck. Not the skunk she didn’t have a scent. So the put it on the ducks bill.