A fireside chat
A husband and wife were relaxing in front of the fire one evening when this conversation ensued:
Him: If I died, would you get married again?
Her: Oh, no. No one could ever replace you, dear.
Him: I really think you should. You know you're much happier with some company around.
Her: (after a long pause) Okay, I guess I will.
Him: Will you let him use my shop?
Her: Of course. That's why it's there.
Him: Will you let him drive my truck?
Her: Of course. That's why it's there.
Him: Will you let him use my golf clubs?
Her: No. He's left-handed.
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