A man was driving home from work one day when he noticed a beautiful woman standing on a bridge preparing to jump into the raging river below. "What are you doing? " He asked "I am going to jump off this bridge and end my miserable life." she replied." Well before you do how about a kiss ?'' The woman grabbed him and French kissed him like he had never been kissed before. This continued for about five minutes. The man wiped the lipstick off his face and asked the lady. "Why would such a beautiful young lady that can kiss like that want to jump off a bridge anyway?" "Because" she said crying "My parents are always all my case about dressing up like a woman all the time."