A Halloween Joke

[Possum]

Two brooms were hanging in the closet and after a while they got to know each other so well, they decided to get married.

One broom was, of course, the bride broom, the other the groom broom.

The bride broom looked very beautiful in her white dress. The groom broom was handsome and suave in his tuxedo. The wedding was lovely.

After the wedding, at the wedding dinner, the bride-broom leaned over and said to the groom-broom, 'I think I am going to have a little whisk broom!'


'IMPOSSIBLE' said the groom broom.

'WE HAVEN'T EVEN SWEPT TOGETHER!'
Oh for goodness sake... Laugh, or at least groan.
Life's too short not to enjoy...


Sounds to me like she's been sweeping around!!!

[Nick-B]

Ha! That joke belongs in the dustbin.

[mick]

Seems to be a lot of stuff flying around on here.

[Wayne M]

That is quite a sweeping joke!

[slickest1]

That danged old dust pan did it again!

[GMRHost]

I tried to mix a groan with a laugh, but the results were too GR-AUGH-IC.