A Letter To Dad:
Dear Dad; It is with regret and sorrow that I am writing you. I had to elope with my new girlfriend because I wanted to avoid a scene with Mom & you. I've been finding real passion with Stacy, and she is so nice, but I knew you would not approve because of her piercings, tattoos,, tight motor cycle clothes and the fact she is much older than I. But it's not only the passion Dad, she's pregnant.
Stacy said that we would be very happy. She owns a trailer in the woods and has a stack of firewood for the whole winter. We share a dream of having many more children. Stacy has opened my eyes to the fact marijuana doesn't really hurt anyone. We'll be growing it for our selves and trading it with other people in the commune-for all the cocaine and ectasy we want. In the meantime we will be praying that science will find a cure for AIDS so that Stacy can get better. She sure deserves it.
Don't worry Dad, I'm 15 I know how to take care of myself. Someday I'm sure we will be back so you can get to know your many grandchildren.
PS: Dad, none of the above is true. I'm over at Jason's house. I just wanted to remind you that there are worse things in life than a school report card that's on the kitchen table. Call me when it's safe to come home!!!!!
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