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Old 12-28-2012, 10:59 PM   #1
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A little bull

I recently spent $2500 on a young Black Angus bull. I put him out with the herd but he just ate grass and wouldn't even look at a cow. I was beginning to suspect he was gay, if that's possible with a bull. Anyhow, I had the Vet come have a look at him. He said the bull was very healthy, but possibly a little young, so he gave me some pills to feed him once per day.

Holy crapola. The bull started to service the cows within two days. All of my cows! He even broke through the fence and bred all my neighbor's cows! He's been breeding just about everything in sight. He's like a machine!"

I don't know what in heck was in the pills the Vet gave him, but they kinda taste like peppermint.
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Old 12-29-2012, 07:07 AM   #4
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A little bull

I recently spent $2500 on a young Black Angus bull. I put him out with the herd but he just ate grass and wouldn't even look at a cow. I was beginning to suspect he was gay, if that's possible with a bull. Anyhow, I had the Vet come have a look at him. He said the bull was very healthy, but possibly a little young, so he gave me some pills to feed him once per day.

Holy crapola. The bull started to service the cows within two days. All of my cows! He even broke through the fence and bred all my neighbor's cows! He's been breeding just about everything in sight. He's like a machine!"




Which really proves that old adage, "A little bull goes a long way"
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Old 12-29-2012, 09:14 AM   #5
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You know... When I log into many of the forums I log into, not just this one but 2 other RV network forum famalies, one other forum family where I have moderator hats in several of the forums and even Facebook...... I've come to expecte "A little Bull"... In fact.. Lotta bull. Perhaps you've come across Lotta in your travels.. (Heck, this was an election year. WE ALL HAVE)

Grew up on a dairy farm...
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And the 'vets' name is?????
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Look on the bottle does it have a refill, I hope so then you can have some to share. I like Peppermint. Jim
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Two sisters, one blonde and one brunette, inherited the family ranch.

Unfortunately, after just a few years, they are in financial trouble.

In order to keep the bank from repossessing the ranch, they needed to purchase a bull so that they could breed their own stock.

Upon leaving, the brunette told her sister, 'When I get there, if I decide to buy the bull, I'll contact you to drive out after me and haul it home.'

The brunette arrived at the man's ranch, inspected the bull, and decided she wanted to buy it. The man told her that he would sell it

for $599, no less. After paying him, she drove to the nearest town to send her sister a telegram to tell her the news. She walked into the telegraph office, and said 'I want to send a telegram to my sister telling her that I've bought a bull for our ranch. I need her to hitch
the trailer to our pickup truck and drive out here so we can haul it home.'

The telegraph operator explained that he would be glad to help her, and then added, it will cost 99 cents a word.' Well, after paying for the bull, the brunette realized that she'll only be able to send her sister one word.

After a few minutes of thinking, she nodded and said, 'I want you to send her the word 'comfortable.'

The operator shook his head. 'How is she ever going to know that you want her to hitch the trailer to your pickup truck and drive out here to haul that bull back to your ranch if you send her just the word 'comfortable?'

You'll love this..........

The brunette explains, 'My sister's blonde. The word is big. She'll read it very slowly.... 'Com-for-da-bul.'

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