A Night Out
I was in the Texas Rose last night at the bar waiting for a beer, when a
butt-ugly, big old heifer came up behind me, and slapped me on the butt. She
said, "Hey, sexy, how about giving me your number?"
I looked at her said, "Have you got a pen."
She said, "I sure do."
I said, "Well, you better get back into it before the farmer notices you're
My dental surgery is on Monday.
Dennis & Carol
2003, 4006, 41' DutchStar,
Spartan, ISC 8.3L W/BanksPower - 2013 Honda CRV, BlueOx Baseplate, Aventa Bar & Patriot Brake. And the 04 Bird, Sunshine Car.