A Redneck Fisherman:
A redneck fisherman with a bucket full of fish, was approached recently by game warden in Arkansas as he started to drive his boat away from a lake. The game warden asked the man, "May I see your fishing license please?" "Naw sir" replied the redneck. I don't need none of them there papers. These here are my pet fish.
Yep, once a week I bring these here fish o'mine down here to the lake and let em swim around for a while. Then when. I whistle, they swim right back into my net and then I take em home.
What a line. Of baloney...........You are under arrest.
The redneck said, it's the truth Mr. Gov'ment man. I'll show Ya! We do this all the time.
"We do now, do We? Smirked the game warden. PROVE IT!!
The redneck released the fish into the lake and stood and waited. After a few minutes the game warden said, "Well?"
"Well, WHUT?" said the redneck.
The warden asked, when you going to call them back?
Call who back?
The FISH, replied the warden.
"WHUT fish?" Said the redneck.............
We may not be as smart as some city slickers, but we ain't as dumb as some government employees.
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