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Old 10-04-2014, 10:20 AM   #1
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A Senior Affair:::::

One night, after the senior couple had retired for the night, the woman became aware that her husband was touching her in a most unusual manner.

He started by running his hand across her shoulders and the small of her back. He ran his hand over her chest, touching
very lightly. Then, he proceeded to run his hand gently down her side, sliding his hand over her stomach, and then down the other side to a point below her waist.

He continued gently feeling her hips, first one side and then the other. His hand ran further down the outside of her thighs. His gentle probing then started up the inside of her left thigh, stopped and the returned to do the same to her right thigh. By this time the women was becoming aroused and she squirmed a little to better position herself.

Suddenly the man stopped abruptly and rolled over to his side of the bed.

"Why did you stop darling?" she whispered.

He whispered back, "I found the remote!"

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The next line should be " And then the fight started ! "

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Old 10-04-2014, 11:19 AM   #3
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I read this aloud to my DW, a gorgeous, sensual, Hungarian diva! As I got to the punch line, she stopped smiling, and said "All you damn men are alike!" Not sure if I should thank you for giving me a good laugh, or scold you for causing me to lose some cuddling time later on. . . . .
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