A seniors life

[Bob/Becky D - VA]

Forgot my glasses ...

Yesterday my daughter, who came home from graduate school for her semister break, asked why I didn't do something useful with my time now that I am retired.

She suggested I go down to the new senior center and hang out with the guys.

I did this and when I got home last night I told my daughter that I had joined a parachute club.

She said, "Are you nuts? You're 67 years old and you're going to start jumping out of airplanes?"

I proudly showed her that I even got a membership card.

She said to me, "You idiot, where are your glasses!
This is a membership to a Prostitute Club, not a Parachute Club!"

I'm in trouble again and don't know what to do!

I signed up for five jumps a week!

Life as a senior citizen is not getting any easier.

[DriVer]

Excellent

It ain't easy being green!

[Wayne M]

Only 5? I'd have gone for 7 with an extra "jump" on Saturday and Sunday maybe.

[bsinmich]

That is about like the two fellows talking and one says that elk have sex 10-12 times per night. The other one says "Just my luck, I just joined the American Legion"