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Old 01-31-2011, 05:43 PM   #1
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Forgot my glasses ...

Yesterday my daughter, who came home from graduate school for her semister break, asked why I didn't do something useful with my time now that I am retired.

She suggested I go down to the new senior center and hang out with the guys.

I did this and when I got home last night I told my daughter that I had joined a parachute club.

She said, "Are you nuts? You're 67 years old and you're going to start jumping out of airplanes?"

I proudly showed her that I even got a membership card.

She said to me, "You idiot, where are your glasses!
This is a membership to a Prostitute Club, not a Parachute Club!"

I'm in trouble again and don't know what to do!

I signed up for five jumps a week!

Life as a senior citizen is not getting any easier.

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Only 5? I'd have gone for 7 with an extra "jump" on Saturday and Sunday maybe.
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That is about like the two fellows talking and one says that elk have sex 10-12 times per night. The other one says "Just my luck, I just joined the American Legion"
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