A seniors life
Forgot my glasses ...
Yesterday my daughter, who came home from graduate school for her semister break, asked why I didn't do something useful with my time now that I am retired.
She suggested I go down to the new senior center and hang out with the guys.
I did this and when I got home last night I told my daughter that I had joined a parachute club.
She said, "Are you nuts? You're 67 years old and you're going to start jumping out of airplanes?"
I proudly showed her that I even got a membership card.
She said to me, "You idiot, where are your glasses!
This is a membership to a Prostitute Club, not a Parachute Club!"
I'm in trouble again and don't know what to do!
I signed up for five jumps a week!
Life as a senior citizen is not getting any easier.
USMC (Retired) Not as lean - Not as mean - but still a Marine!
2003 Itasca Suncruiser 38G Workhorse W22 8.1L, 2005 Grand Cherokee Toad