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Old 01-21-2015, 01:40 PM   #1
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A Tap on the Shoulder

Last Wednesday a passenger in a taxi heading for Salford station leaned over to ask the driver a question and gently tapped him on the shoulder to get his attention.

The driver screamed, lost control of the cab, nearly hit a bus, drove up over the curb and stopped just inches from a large plate window.

For a few moments everything was silent in the cab. Then the shaking driver said "Are you OK? I'm so sorry, but you scared the daylights out of me."
The badly shaken passenger apologized to the driver and said, "I didn't realize that a mere tap on the shoulder would startle someone so badly.

The driver replied, "No, no, I'm the one who is sorry, it's entirely my fault. Today is my very first day driving a cab. I've been driving a hearse for 25 years."

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Old 01-21-2015, 02:49 PM   #2
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Good one ,I will use it .

I heard a good one yesterday

3 woman completing their FBI training and it is very hard work
they are told they need to pass a last test to be admitted in the FBI

they are in front of a door in a training facility
they are told on the other side of the door your husband is tie on a chair
you take this 45 go in and kill him

the first woman say no way in hell
they tell her she can go and bring your husband with you you do not have what it takes to be a FBI agent

the second lady grab the 45 and walk right in
after 5 minutes of silence she comes out in tears and could not do it
she is sent home too

the 3rd one grab the 45 goes in and instantly We hear shots fired then screaming , broken chair and more screaming and loud noises.
she finally came out and tell the man out ,you won't believe what happened
the gun was loaded with blanks ,I had to finish him with the leg of the chair i broke .

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