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Old 09-18-2011, 09:47 PM   #1
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A termite goes into a saloon...

and says, "So, where's the bar tender?"
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Was that the same saloon where they stopped having silkworm races because they always wound up in a tie?

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usually where it's delaminated...
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it was the one that made the hamburger leave because "they don't serve food"
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usually where it's delaminated...
Yeah- that's also why you never see any sheep there...

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oooooh, baaaad!
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Francesca, Bugs Bunny, and a Rabbi walk into a bar... Bartender looks up and says "What? Is this some kinda joke?"

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Hey, Original Poster Rewaters 49 !

That saloon's turning into quite a menagerie...all we need is a cow joke, and it'll be a MOOnagerie!

I sure hope no anteaters show up- they'll eat your termite!

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So...how many useless threads do we have going now? It's hard to keep up.
Gotta go see if that other thread is dead yet.


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A pair of jumper cables walk into a bar and order a beer..... Bartender says okay... But don't start anything!
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That's cute
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A three-legged dog ambled into a saloon & announced to crowd: "I'm lookin' for the man who shot my paw."

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Guy walks into a bar. Bartender looks up and says "Hey, what's that? An octopus? You cant bring that in here."

Guy say "Oh, this is a SPECIAL octopus. He can play any musical insrtument you give him. Give me a free drink, and I'll show you."

Bartender says "Hmm, there a piano over there. If he plays it, I'll give you a beer"

Guy puts octopus on the piano, and he starts playing the most beautiful music.

Bartender gives guy a beer, and says "Come back tomorrow, and I'll have an instrument he can't play".

Guy shows up the next day, and bartender has BAG PIPES. He gives it to the octopus. The octopus starts rolling around on the floor, winding its tenticals in and out, and doesn't play the bag pipes.

Bartender says "AHA! You said he could play ANY instrument. No free beer today!"

Guy says, "Give him a few minutes. Once he figures out he can't have sex with it, he'll play it."
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