One smart marine.. But then many of them are.
Another story involving a retired (If there is such a thing) Marine DI.
Idiot decides the way to "Get paid" is to rob the blind snack vendor in the Federal building.. You see being blind the vendor won't be able to describe him (right)..
Vendor however has an assistant, if you have not already guessed said assistant is the fully able to see 20 20 Retired Marine Drill Instructor then you are not doing well.
Mr. Idiot quickly learned of the assistant,...
OH, witnesses included several Federal Judges arriving at work and stopping in to the snack bar for their final cup of coffee before donning the long black robe.
By the time mr. Idiot figured out what hit him (One ticked off Marine) he was already sentenced and in the custody of the Federal Corrections folks.
Home is where I park it!