A visit to the doc................

[mick]

Will I Live to see 90?

Here's something to think about.

I recently picked a new primary care doctor. After
two visits and exhaustive Lab tests, he said I was doing 'fairly well' for
my age. (I just turned sixty nine).

A little concerned about that comment, I couldn't
resist asking him, 'Do you think I'll live to be 80?'

He asked, 'Do you smoke tobacco, or drink beer, wine or hard liquor?

'Oh no,' I replied. 'I'm not doing drugs, either!'

Then he asked, 'Do you eat rib-eye steaks and barbecued Ribs?

'I said, 'Not much... my former doctor said that
all red meat is very unhealthy!'

'Do you spend a lot of time in the sun, like playing
golf, boating, sailing, hiking, or bicycling?'

'No, I don't,' I said.

He asked, 'Do you gamble, drive fast cars, or have a lot of sex?'

'No,' I said...

He looked at me and said,.. 'Then, why do you even care?
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[Bob/Becky D - VA]

My kinda doc.

[Wayne M]

But I still have the memories of all those things, doesn't that count?

[mariogeneau]

Now that's funny

[Seajay]

I want to live to be 90 just to ''pi$$ a lot of people off''..... (hear them whisper ''that old s.o.b. should be dead so I can get the little white Benz convertible''.... hehehe.. Im gonna be buried settin up in it......lol....)
Nuff said...

God bless our vets for their service to this great nation .....

[DRosedale]

That is very good. Makes you wonder doesn't it.