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Old 09-14-2011, 05:10 PM   #1
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A Woman's Poem - A Man's Poem

DW made me post this.

A WOMAN'S POEM:

Before I lay me down to sleep,
I pray for a man who's not a creep,
One who's handsome, smart and strong.
One who loves to listen long,
One who thinks before he speaks,
One who'll call, not wait for weeks.
I pray he's rich and self-employed,
And when I spend, won't be annoyed.
Pull out my chair and hold my hand.
Massage my feet and help me stand.
Oh send a king to make me queen.
A man who loves to cook and clean.
I pray this man will love no other.
And relish visits with my mother.


A MAN'S POEM:

I pray for a deaf-mute gymnast nymphomaniac with
big whatchamightcallthems who owns a bar on a golf course,
and loves to send me fishing and drinking. This
doesn't rhyme and I don't give a hoot.


Words edited to satisfy the "watchers."
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Old 09-15-2011, 05:22 PM   #2
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A WOMAN'S POEM:

Before I lay me down to sleep,
I pray for a man who's not a creep,
One who's handsome, smart and strong.
One who loves to listen long,
One who thinks before he speaks,
One who'll call, not wait for weeks.
I pray he's rich and self-employed,
And when I spend, won't be annoyed.
Pull out my chair and hold my hand.
Massage my feet and help me stand.
Oh send a king to make me queen.
A man who loves to cook and clean.
I pray this man will love no other.
And relish visits with my mother.


A MAN'S POEM:

I pray for a deaf-mute gymnast nymphomaniac with
big whatchamightcallthems who owns a bar on a golf course,
and loves to send me fishing and drinking. This
doesn't rhyme and I don't give a hoot.


Words edited to satisfy the "watchers."

I like it! DW is brilliant!
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