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Old 06-10-2006, 08:49 AM   #1
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AND SO IT BEGINS...

A YOUNG HILLBILLY NAMED KENNY, MOVED TO TEXAS AND

BOUGHT A DONKEY FROM A FARMER FOR $100.00. THE

FARMER AGREED TO DELIVER THE DONKEY THE NEXT DAY.

THE NEXT DAY THE FARMER DROVE UP AND SAID, "SORRY

SON, BUT I HAVE SOME BAD NEWS, THE DONKEY DIED."

KENNY REPLIED, "WELL, THEN, JUST GIVE ME MY MONEY

BACK."

THE FARMER SAID, "CAN'T DO THAT. I WENT AND SPENT IT

ALREADY."

KENNY SAID, "O K, THEN, JUST BRING ME THE DEAD DONKEY."

FARMER ASKED, "WHAT YA GONNA DO WITH HIM?"

KENNY SAID, "I'M GOING TO RAFFLE HIM OFF."

THE FARMER SAID, "YOU CAN'T RAFFLE OFF A DEAD DONKEY!"

KENNY SAID, "SURE I CAN. WATCH ME. I JUST WON'T TELL

ANYBODY HE IS DEAD."

A MONTH LATER, THE FARMER MET UP WITH KENNY AND

ASKED, "WHAT HAPPENED WITH THAT DEAD DONKEY?"

KENNY SAID, "I RAFFLED HIM OFF. I SOLD 500 TICKETS AT

TWO DOLLARS A PIECE AND MADE A TOTAL PROFIT OF

$898.00."

THE FARMER SAID, "DIDN'T ANY ONE COMPLAIN?"

KENNY SAID, "JUST THE GUY WHO WON. SO I GAVE HIM HIS

TWO DOLLARS BACK."

KENNY EVENTUALLY BECAME THE CHAIRMAN OF ENRON.
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Old 06-10-2006, 08:49 AM   #2
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AND SO IT BEGINS...

A YOUNG HILLBILLY NAMED KENNY, MOVED TO TEXAS AND

BOUGHT A DONKEY FROM A FARMER FOR $100.00. THE

FARMER AGREED TO DELIVER THE DONKEY THE NEXT DAY.

THE NEXT DAY THE FARMER DROVE UP AND SAID, "SORRY

SON, BUT I HAVE SOME BAD NEWS, THE DONKEY DIED."

KENNY REPLIED, "WELL, THEN, JUST GIVE ME MY MONEY

BACK."

THE FARMER SAID, "CAN'T DO THAT. I WENT AND SPENT IT

ALREADY."

KENNY SAID, "O K, THEN, JUST BRING ME THE DEAD DONKEY."

FARMER ASKED, "WHAT YA GONNA DO WITH HIM?"

KENNY SAID, "I'M GOING TO RAFFLE HIM OFF."

THE FARMER SAID, "YOU CAN'T RAFFLE OFF A DEAD DONKEY!"

KENNY SAID, "SURE I CAN. WATCH ME. I JUST WON'T TELL

ANYBODY HE IS DEAD."

A MONTH LATER, THE FARMER MET UP WITH KENNY AND

ASKED, "WHAT HAPPENED WITH THAT DEAD DONKEY?"

KENNY SAID, "I RAFFLED HIM OFF. I SOLD 500 TICKETS AT

TWO DOLLARS A PIECE AND MADE A TOTAL PROFIT OF

$898.00."

THE FARMER SAID, "DIDN'T ANY ONE COMPLAIN?"

KENNY SAID, "JUST THE GUY WHO WON. SO I GAVE HIM HIS

TWO DOLLARS BACK."

KENNY EVENTUALLY BECAME THE CHAIRMAN OF ENRON.
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