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Accumulated wisdom
ACCUMULATED WISDOM
The location of your mailbox shows you how far away from your house you can be in a robe, before you start looking like a mental patient.
My therapist said that my narcissism causes me to misread social situations.
I'm pretty sure she was hitting on me.
My 60 year kindergarten reunion is coming up soon and I'm worried about the 175 lbs I've gained since then.
The speed with which a woman says "nothing", when asked "What's wrong?", is inversely proportional to the severity of the crap storm that's coming.
Denny's has a slogan, 'If it's your birthday, the meal is on us.’
If you're in Denny's and it's your birthday ... Your life sucks!
The pharmacist asked me my birth date again today.
Pretty sure she's going to get me something.
I can't understand why women are okay that JC Penney has an older women's clothing line named, "Sag Harbor".
I think it's pretty cool how Chinese people made a language entirely out of tattoos.
Money can't buy happiness, but it keeps the kids in touch!
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