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pumper9x9 · 03-12-2014, 07:46 AM

ADAM IS VERY LONELY

Adam was hanging around the Garden of Eden feeling very lonely.

So, God asked him, 'What's wrong with you?'

Adam said he didn't have anyone to talk to.

God said that He was going to make Adam a companion

And that it would be a woman.

He said, 'This pretty lady will gather food for you, she will cook for you,

And when you discover clothing, she will wash it for you

She will always agree with every decision you make and she will not nag you,

And will always be the first to admit she was wrong when you've had a disagreement.

She will praise you!

She will bear your children.

And never ask you to get up in the middle of the night to take care of them.

'She will NEVER have a headache and will freely give you love and

Passion whenever you need it.'

Adam asked God, 'What will a woman like this cost?'

God replied, 'An arm and a leg.'

Then Adam asked, 'What can I get for a rib?'

The rest is history.

Lincolnboy2 · 03-12-2014, 07:49 AM

Jwar · 03-12-2014, 11:03 AM

Amen

**NLOVNIT** · 03-12-2014, 12:23 PM

Hey, ya get what ya pay for.

Lori-

PushedAround · 03-12-2014, 12:40 PM

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Originally Posted by NLOVNIT

Hey, ya get what ya pay for.

Lori-

You sure do.

Reminds me of an elderly gentleman who was walking to pick up his wife and at the corner he encountered a lady of the evening who propositioned him for $100. He countered with a $5 offer and continued on his way after some verbal haranguing from the "lady".

He picked up his wife and later was walking with her past the same corner, past the same lady. As soon as he past, they both heard in a rather loud voice "See what $5 gets you!"

stink · 03-14-2014, 01:39 AM

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Originally Posted by PushedAround

You sure do.

Reminds me of an elderly gentleman who was walking to pick up his wife and at the corner he encountered a lady of the evening who propositioned him for $100. He countered with a $5 offer and continued on his way after some verbal haranguing from the "lady".

He picked up his wife and later was walking with her past the same corner, past the same lady. As soon as he past, they both heard in a rather loud voice "See what $5 gets you!"

Atom got what he paid for but I would have excepted the $100 offer from the "lady" took her home and handed her a paint brush. Get the hole house painted for 100 bucks

KenSherwin · 03-17-2014, 09:13 AM

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Originally Posted by stink

Atom got what he paid for but I would have excepted the $100 offer from the "lady" took her home and handed her a paint brush. Get the hole house painted for 100 bucks

There was a guy who did just that except he only needed the back deck painted.

The young lady was given the brush and paint and left alone. After while, sha came back to tell the owner she was done. As she was leaving, she casually mentioned "By the way, it wasn;t a Porche, it was a BMW."