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Old 07-29-2012, 05:09 PM   #1
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Ahhhhh, the golden years .......

Several days ago as I left a meeting at a hotel; I
desperately gave myself a personal pat down.

I was looking for my keys. They were not in my pockets. A quick search
in the meeting room revealed nothing.

Suddenly I realized I must have left them in the car. Frantically, I
headed for the parking lot. My wife has scolded me many times for
leaving the keys in the ignition. My theory is the ignition is
the best place not to lose them.

Her theory is that the car will be stolen.

As I burst through the door, I came to a terrifying

Her theory was right. The parking lot was empty.

I immediately called the police. I gave them my location,
confessed that I had left my keys in the car, and that it had been

Then I made the most difficult call of all,
"Honey," I stammered; I always call her "honey" in
times like these.

"I left my keys in the car, and it has been stolen."

There was a period of silence. I thought the call had been dropped, but
then I heard her voice.

"Idiot," she barked, "I dropped you off!"

Now it was my time to be silent. Embarrassed, I said,
"Well, come and get me."

She retorted,
"I will, as soon as I convince this policeman I have not stolen
your car."

Yep it's the golden years.
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