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Old 08-04-2007, 03:09 PM   #1
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Question: When is a retiree's bedtime?
Answer: Three hours after he falls asleep on the couch.

Question: How many retirees to change a light bulb?
Answer: Only one, but it might take all day.

Question: What's the biggest gripe of retirees?
Answer: There is not enough time to get everything done.

Question: Why don't retirees mind being called Seniors?
Answer: The term comes with a 10% percent discount.

Question: Among retirees what is considered formal attire?
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Question: What is the common term for someone who enjoys work and refuses to retire?
Answer: NUTS!

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And, my very favorite...

Question: What do you do all week?
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Old 08-04-2007, 03:09 PM   #2
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Question: How many days in a week?
Answer: 6 Saturdays, 1 Sunday

Question: When is a retiree's bedtime?
Answer: Three hours after he falls asleep on the couch.

Question: How many retirees to change a light bulb?
Answer: Only one, but it might take all day.

Question: What's the biggest gripe of retirees?
Answer: There is not enough time to get everything done.

Question: Why don't retirees mind being called Seniors?
Answer: The term comes with a 10% percent discount.

Question: Among retirees what is considered formal attire?
Answer: Tied shoes.

Question: Why do retirees count pennies?
Answer: They are the only ones who have the time.

Question: What is the common term for someone who enjoys work and refuses to retire?
Answer: NUTS!

Question: Why are retirees so slow to clean out the basement, attic or garage?
Answer: They know that as soon as they do, one of their adult kids will want to store stuff there.

Question: What do retirees call a long lunch?
Answer: Normal

Question: What is the best way to describe retirement?
Answer: The never ending Coffee Break.

Question: What's the biggest advantage of going back to school as a retiree?
Answer: If you cut classes, no one calls your parents.

Question: Why does a retiree often say he doesn't miss work, but misses the people he used to work with?
Answer: He is too polite to tell the whole truth.

And, my very favorite...

Question: What do you do all week?
Answer: Monday through Friday, NOTHING... Saturday & Sunday, I rest.
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Old 08-05-2007, 06:12 AM   #3
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When I retired it took me the beter part of an hour and a half to get used to it! Ken, '04 DSDP....
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Old 08-12-2007, 05:17 AM   #5
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On the formal attire, I consider it long pants and hard sole shoes.
The last one sounds like the Famous in the South Comedian, Brother Dave Gardner.
"I'm gonna take it real easy up to the end then I'll taper off".

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