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Old 04-20-2016, 08:29 AM   #1
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And you thought you had problems!

Three elderly women are talking about their troubles.

“Sixty is the worst age to be,” said Ruth, the 60-year-old, “You always feel like you have to pee. And most of the time nothing happens.”

“Ah, that’s nothing,” said the 70-year-old, Maxine. “When you’re 70, you don’t have a bowel movement anymore. You take laxatives, eat bran, you sit on the toilet all day and nothing happens.”

“Actually,” said Gilda, the 80-year-old, “Eighty is the worst age of all.”
“Do you have trouble peeing too?” asked Ruth.
“No, I pee every morning at 6 a.m. I pee like a racehorse; no problem at all.”
“Do you have trouble with your bowel movements?” Maxine questioned.
“No, I have one every morning at 6:30 a.m,” Gilda responded.
Puzzled with this, Ruth said, “Let’s get this straight. You pee every morning at 6 a.m. and poop every morning at 6:30 a.m. So what’s so tough about being 80?”

“I don’t wake up until 7.”

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Old 04-20-2016, 08:38 AM   #2
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Old 05-04-2016, 08:06 PM   #4
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Yeah "golden years" huh. Good one!

Mark Twain said it best. "Ah if only we could be born at 80 and gracefully age to 18"

God has quite the sense of humor. One example is, I find we have all the energy in the world when we really don't need it. Like between 2 and 10 years old.....wired to the max 'round the clock. I'd like to have some of that back now.
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