Another "Ethnic Humor" (Jewish Modesty)
A Catholic, a Protestant, a Muslim and a Jew are having a discussion after dinner.
Catholic: “I have a large fortune. I am going to buy Citibank!”
Protestant: “I am very wealthy and I can afford to buy General Motors!”
Muslim: "I am a fabulously rich prince. I intend to purchase Microsoft!”
Then they all waited for the Jew to speak..........
The Jew stirs his coffee, places the spoon neatly on the table, takes
a sip of his coffee, looks at them and casually says:
“I am not selling!”