Another Irish Cop
Paddy Murphy is returning home from the pub when the local constable pulls him over.
Constable: "Paddy, ya been to tha pub, have ya?
Paddy: "Ay, Constable, I have."
Constable: "And ya had a pint or two, did ya?"
Paddy: "Ay, it was more like 4 or 5."
Constable: "Do ya think if ya slow it down a bit, ya can make it home OK?"
Paddy: "I do."
Constable: "OK. I'm going to follow along behind just to keep an eye on ya. By the way, Paddy, I noticed on that big curve about a mile back, yer passenger door came open and yer wife fell out of the car"
Paddy: "Oh! Thank tha Lord! I thought I'd gone deaf!"
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