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Old 07-25-2015, 10:06 AM   #1
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Are you hurt?

Arriving at the scene of a car crash, a paramedic asks the driver: "Are you badly hurt?" "I don't know," says the driver. "I haven't spoken to my lawyer yet."

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In the UK, the usual question is "Are you alright?", even if you leg's in two pieces or something else is clearly "not alright".

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Arriving at the scene of a car crash, a paramedic asks the driver: "Are you badly hurt?" "I don't know," says the driver. "I haven't spoken to my lawyer yet."

When my cousin when down on his motorcycle on a curvy Oakland Ca residual street he and the bike ended up in a driveway.
The concerned homeowner asked "Oh my God... did you have an accident"?
He replied: "NO... I wanted to do that"!
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Years ago, while pitching in an unlimited arc softball tournament the batter hit a one-hopper back at me. The ball hit the women's pitching mound and came up & nailed me in the most sensitive part of male anatomy.
(I did manage to extract the ball and throw the batter out at first)
While standing there not knowing whether to go blind, fill my pants, or throw up the umpire comes over & inquires whether I got one "in the jewels". I replied:" Hell NO!! I stand like this after every pitch!"
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