This guy I know was telling me an a few other guys that were standing around a camp fire one night about the time he was driving home and he was speeding because he was running late when a Highway patrol man pulled him over for speeding and as he walked up to his window he rolled it down and ask the Officer what was the mater?
The officer could see that this guy was up in years and said to him, what in heavens were you traveling so fast for and the driver thought for a while and the Officer was looking at his drivers license he then ask the driver if he could give him a very good reason why he was traveling so fast that he may not give him a ticket.
Well the driver thought for a moment and looked up at the Officers face and said (in a low voice) that his wife ran off with one of you Highway Patrol Officers a while back and I thought that you were trying to bring her back to me.
Well, you all know the rest.
Just a thought.