Being a senior citizen
The Girl Across The Street
She's single... She lives right across the street. I can see her place
from my kitchen window. I watched as she got home from work this evening. I
was surprised when she walked across the street, up my driveway and knocked
on the door.
I opened the door, she looked at me and said, "I just got home, and I have
this strong urge to have a good time, dance, get drunk, and get wasted
tonight. Are you doing anything?"
I quickly replied, "Nope, I'm free!"
"Great," she said. "Can you watch my dog?"
Being a senior citizen really sucks!
1995 Roadtrek 19 Versatile
1975 GMC Eleganza II