Beware of voices in the night
A burglar was cautiously making his way thru the darkened home looking for valuables to take. From somewhere across the room came a faint voice, "Jesus is watching you". The startled burglar stopped momentarily, then continued his search for valuables, when once again the voice said, "Jesus is watching you" at this point he took out his flashlight and pointed it across the room toward the voice. There, inside a large cage was a large green parrot. He approached the cage and asked the parrot his name. "My name is Moses" said the parrot, at which point the burglar began to snicker, "what kind of a person would name thier parrot Moses?", he laughingly asked. The parrot looked straight at him and cooly replied, the same kind of person who named thier Pit Bull Jesus.........