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Old 02-01-2014, 08:06 PM   #1
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Beware of woman drivers


This morning on the Interstate, I looked over to my left and there was a woman in a brand new Cadillac doing 65 mph with her face up next to her rear-view mirror, putting on her eyeliner.

I looked away for a couple seconds to continue shaving, and when I looked back she was halfway over in my lane, still working on that makeup.

As a man, I don't scare easily. But she scared me so much I had to put on my seat belt, accidentally dropping my electric shaver, which knocked the donut out of my other hand.

In all the confusion of trying to straighten out the car, carefully and precisely using my knees against the steering wheel, said wheel knocked my cell phone away from my ear, which fell into the coffee between my legs! Splashed and burned, I ruined the damn phone, soaked my trousers and disconnected an important call.

Damn women drivers!

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I had to read this quickly before it gets closed

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Old 02-01-2014, 08:28 PM   #3
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true story.
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True scenario! Hee hee!
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What the fire department say when that crazy woman made you ruin the pumpers upholstery? Did she not see the sirens or hear the lights? (Transposed on purpose)
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Folks it is not just women.. I've had MEN scare the bejesus out of me more than once with very stupid driving stunts.
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Originally Posted by wa8yxm View Post
Folks it is not just women.. I've had MEN scare the bejesus out of me more than once with very stupid driving stunts.
I think that's the whole point of the joke, eh? The guy in the joke was...talking on cell, driving with his knees, shaving, drinking coffee (stored between his knees)....

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