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Bill Clinton's problems continue in retirement
02-27-2011, 08:55 AM
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Bill Clinton started jogging near his new home in Chappaqua.
But on each run he happened to jog past a hooker standing on the same street corner, day after day.
With some apprehension he would brace himself as he approached her for what was most certainly to follow.
"Fifty dollars!" she would cry out from the curb.
"No, Five dollars!" fired back Clinton .
This ritual between Bill and the hooker continued for days.
He'd run by and she'd yell, "Fifty dollars!"
And he'd yell back, "Five dollars!"
One day however, Hillary decided that she wanted to accompany her husband on his jog!
As the jogging couple neared the problematic street corner, Bill realized the "pro" would bark her $50 offer and Hillary would wonder what he'd really been doing on all his past outings.
He realized he should have a darn good explanation
As they jogged into the turn that would take them past the corner, Bill became even more apprehensive than usual.
Sure enough, there was the hooker!
Bill tried to avoid the prostitute's eyes as she watched the pair jog past. then, from the sidewalk, the hooker yelled...
See what you get for five bucks!?"
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02-27-2011, 08:59 AM
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Great,fits
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02-27-2011, 09:09 AM
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Okay! 
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02-27-2011, 09:16 AM
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ROFL
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02-27-2011, 09:16 AM
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Cost him a lot more than five dollars.
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02-27-2011, 09:22 AM
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Always time for a good laugh!
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02-28-2011, 06:35 AM
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That's awesome!!
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02-28-2011, 06:57 AM
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Gawd I love the Marines. They get right to the point!
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02-28-2011, 07:04 AM
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The really funny and sad part is your supporting this kind of offense personal attack on someone.
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02-28-2011, 07:21 AM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by gbs2320
The really funny and sad part is your supporting this kind of offense personal attack on someone.
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This is hardly a personal offensive attack. It is simple a JOKE. How many thousands of jokes have been published about public figures, going back to the beginnings of this country.
Wonder if you felt the same way about the truly offensive attacks on some of our other recent past presidents. 
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02-28-2011, 07:56 AM
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You could have just said a husband and then a wife and it would have been just as funny without being offensive to anyone in particular and not political.
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02-28-2011, 08:01 AM
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Nah, because it's Bill Clinton , it makes it way more funny. I tried to think of Simeone else not nearly as good.
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02-28-2011, 08:15 AM
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Seriously? It's a freaking joke. . .jeez
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02-28-2011, 08:23 AM
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Come back to the issues of today... 
Bill & Hillary jokes are so nowhere....
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