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Old 05-05-2006, 07:58 AM   #1
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The Sheriff in a small Texas town walks out
in the street and sees a blond cowboy coming down the walk with nothing on but his cowboy hat, gun and his boots, so he arrests him for indecent exposure.

As he is locking him up, he asks "Why in the world are you walking around like this?"

The Cowboy says, "Well it's like this Sheriff. I was in the bar down the road and this pretty little red head asks me to go out to her motor home with her. So I did. We go inside and she pulls off her top and asks me to pull off my
shirt ... so I did.

Then she pulls off her skirt and asks me to pull off my pants... so I did.

Then she pulls off her panties and asks me to pull off my shorts ... so I did.

Then she gets on the bed and looks at me kind of sexy and says, 'Now go to town cowboy... '.

And here I am."

Son of a Gun, Blonde Men do exist.
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The Sheriff in a small Texas town walks out
in the street and sees a blond cowboy coming down the walk with nothing on but his cowboy hat, gun and his boots, so he arrests him for indecent exposure.

As he is locking him up, he asks "Why in the world are you walking around like this?"

The Cowboy says, "Well it's like this Sheriff. I was in the bar down the road and this pretty little red head asks me to go out to her motor home with her. So I did. We go inside and she pulls off her top and asks me to pull off my
shirt ... so I did.

Then she pulls off her skirt and asks me to pull off my pants... so I did.

Then she pulls off her panties and asks me to pull off my shorts ... so I did.

Then she gets on the bed and looks at me kind of sexy and says, 'Now go to town cowboy... '.

And here I am."

Son of a Gun, Blonde Men do exist.
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Old 05-05-2006, 09:49 AM   #3
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sounds like one of them "cowboys" from brokeback mountain. (No, I did not and will not go see the movie.)
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