Two Blond Sisters had a Cattle Ranch in Montana, there Old Bull was getting unproductive. So one Sister was going to go to Wyoming to a livestock auction to get a New Bull, they only had Two Hundred dollars to spend. the Sister said so would go in the car as it would be cheaper, and if She got a Bull She would Telegraph Her to bring the Big truck and get it.
She was able to buy one For $198.00, She went to the Telegraph office and asked to send a Telegram to Her Sister in Montana to bring the Big truck that She got a Bull for $198.00. The Telegraph Operator said "that will be $18.00". She asked "why so much?" He said "sending a Telegram is $2.00 a Word" only having $2.00 She thought a moment, the said "send one word, Comfortable ! " the Agent asked How She would know to come to Wyoming to get the Bull?
She said "SHE READS REAL slow!"