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Old 10-10-2014, 06:03 PM   #1
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Blonde Guy Jokes


A blonde man is in the bathroom, and his wife shouts: "Did you find the shampoo?"

He answers, "Yes, but I'm not sure what to do. It's for dry hair, and I've just wet mine."

A blonde man goes to the vet with his goldfish. "I think it's got epilepsy, he tells the vet.

The vet takes a look and says, "It seems calm enough to me."

The blonde man says, "Wait, I haven't taken it out of the bowl yet."


A blonde man spies a letter lying on his doormat. It says on the envelope "DO NOT BEND. "

He spends the next 2 hours trying to figure out how to pick it up.


A blonde man shouts frantically into the phone, "My wife is pregnant, and her contractions are only two minutes apart!"

"Is this her first child?" asks the Doctor.

"No!" he shouts, "this is her husband!"

A blonde man was driving home, drunk as a skunk.

Suddenly he has to swerve to avoid a tree, then another, then another.

A cop car pulls him over; so, he tells the cop about all the trees in the road.

The cop says, "That's your air freshener swinging about!"


A blonde man is in jail.

The guard looks in his cell and sees him hanging by his feet.

"Just WHAT are you doing?" he asks.

"Hanging myself," the blonde replies.

"The rope should be around your neck" says the guard.

"I tried that," he replies, "but then I couldn't breathe."

An Italian tourist asks a blonde man: "Why do scuba divers always fall backwards off their boats?"

To which the blonde man replies: "If they fell forward, they'd still be in the boat."

A friend told the blonde man: "Christmas is on a Friday this year."

The blonde man then said, "Let's hope it's not the 13th."

Two blonde men find three grenades, and they decide to take them to a police station.

One asked: "What if one explodes before we get there?"

The other says: "We'll lie and say we only found two."

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Old 10-10-2014, 06:10 PM   #2
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just not the same as with blonde women

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just not the same as with blonde women
It's a bit different being a down the food chain a little isn't it?
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Most of the guys I know have so little hair that it's hard to tell WHAT color it is!
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