Blonde Joke

[Matt B]

Once upon a time, a blonde became so sick of hearing blonde jokes that
she had her hair cut and dyed brown. A few days later, as she was
driving around the countryside, she stopped her car to let a flock of
sheep pass. Admiring the cute woolly creatures, she said to the
shepherd, "If I can guess how many sheep you have, can I take one?"

The shepherd, always the gentleman replied, "Of course." The blonde
thought for a moment and for no discernible reason said, "352." This
being the correct number, the shepherd was, understandable, totally
amazed and exclaimed, "You're right! O.K., I'll keep to my end of the
deal. Take your pick of my flock."
The blonde carefully considered the entire flock and finally picked one
that was by far cuter and more playful than any of the others.

When she was done, the shepherd turned to her and said, "O.K., now I
have a proposition for you. If I can guess your true hair color, can I
have my dog back?"

[Matt B]

Once upon a time, a blonde became so sick of hearing blonde jokes that
she had her hair cut and dyed brown. A few days later, as she was
driving around the countryside, she stopped her car to let a flock of
sheep pass. Admiring the cute woolly creatures, she said to the
shepherd, "If I can guess how many sheep you have, can I take one?"

The shepherd, always the gentleman replied, "Of course." The blonde
thought for a moment and for no discernible reason said, "352." This
being the correct number, the shepherd was, understandable, totally
amazed and exclaimed, "You're right! O.K., I'll keep to my end of the
deal. Take your pick of my flock."
The blonde carefully considered the entire flock and finally picked one
that was by far cuter and more playful than any of the others.

When she was done, the shepherd turned to her and said, "O.K., now I
have a proposition for you. If I can guess your true hair color, can I
have my dog back?"

[FLYTYER]

A great one !!

[Richard Noble]

What's black and blue all over, covered in blood and found in a gutter?

The last guy to tell a blond joke.

[Denny Day]

Anybody know what a blond with high blood pressure is?



A RED head

Denny

[az bound]

A few you may enjoy:

A married couple were sleeping when the phone rang at 2AM. The very blond wife answered , listened a few moments and then said how should I know,thats 200 miles from here ! and hung up.
Her husband asked "who was that ?"
The wife answered; I don't know, some woman wanting to know if the coast was clear.

Two blonds find a compact on the sidewak One picks it up, opens it and says that person looks familiar.
The second blond says " here let me see.
The second looks in the mirror and says, " you dummy, thats me.

Q. What did the blond ask her doctor when he told her she was pregnant?
A. "Is it Mine?"

Bambi, a blond in her fourth year as a freshman at UCLA sat in her US Governmant class. The professor asked her what Roe vs Wade was all about?
She pondered the question a few moments and answered.
" It about the decision George Washington had to make before crossing the Delaware river."

Returning home from work, a blond was shocked to find her house ransacked and burglarized. She calls the police at once. An officer with a K-9 unit was close by and responded to the call.
As he approached the house with his dog the blond sat on the porch and with her head in her hands and moans, " I come home to all my posessions stolen, my house ransacked and now they send me a blind policeman"

[Ray,IN]

My daughter favorite: Do you know why blond jokes are short? - So brunettes can understand them.

[gripper]

Not that I need to defend blondes but read this:

A lawyer boarded an airplane in New Orleans with a box of frozen crabs and asked a blonde flight attendant to take care of them for him.
She took the box and promised to put it in the crew's refrigerator. He advised her that he was holding her personally responsible for them staying frozen, mentioning in a very haughty manner that he was a lawyer, and proceeded to rant at her about what would happen if she let them thaw out.
Needless to say, she was annoyed by his behavior.. Shortly before landing in New York, she used the intercom to announce to the entire cabin, "Would the lawyer who gave me the crabs, in New Orleans , please raise your hand.

Not one hand went up .... so she took them home and ate them.
Two lessons here:
1. Lawyers aren't as smart as they think they are.
2. Blondes aren't as dumb as most folks think.