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Old 03-21-2007, 07:44 AM   #1
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Each Friday night after work, Bubba would fire up his
outdoor grill and cook a venison steak. But all of
Bubba's neighbors were Catholic....and since it was
Lent, they were forbidden from eating meat on Friday.
The delicious aroma from the grilled venison steaks
was causing such a problem for the Catholic faithful
that they finally talked to their priest. The Priest
came to visit Bubba and suggested that he become a
Catholic. After several classes and much study, Bubba
attended Mass.....and as the priest sprinkled holy
water over him, he said, "You were born a Baptist, and
raised a Baptist, but now you are a Catholic."

Bubba's neighbors were greatly relieved, until Friday
night arrived, and the wonderful aroma of grilled
venison again filled the neighborhood. The Priest was
called immediately by the neighbors and as he rushed
into Bubba's yard clutching a rosary preparing to
scold him, he stopped and watched in amazement.

There stood Bubba, clutching a small bottle of holy
water which he carefully sprinkled over the grilling
meat and chanted: "You wuz born a deer, you wuz raised
a deer, but now you is a catfish."
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Old 03-21-2007, 07:44 AM   #2
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Born a Baptist:

Each Friday night after work, Bubba would fire up his
outdoor grill and cook a venison steak. But all of
Bubba's neighbors were Catholic....and since it was
Lent, they were forbidden from eating meat on Friday.
The delicious aroma from the grilled venison steaks
was causing such a problem for the Catholic faithful
that they finally talked to their priest. The Priest
came to visit Bubba and suggested that he become a
Catholic. After several classes and much study, Bubba
attended Mass.....and as the priest sprinkled holy
water over him, he said, "You were born a Baptist, and
raised a Baptist, but now you are a Catholic."

Bubba's neighbors were greatly relieved, until Friday
night arrived, and the wonderful aroma of grilled
venison again filled the neighborhood. The Priest was
called immediately by the neighbors and as he rushed
into Bubba's yard clutching a rosary preparing to
scold him, he stopped and watched in amazement.

There stood Bubba, clutching a small bottle of holy
water which he carefully sprinkled over the grilling
meat and chanted: "You wuz born a deer, you wuz raised
a deer, but now you is a catfish."
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