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Old 06-21-2005, 11:33 AM   #1
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Brain Cramps
Question: If you could live forever, would you and why?
Answer: "I would not live forever, because we should not live
forever, because if we were supposed to live forever, then we would live
forever, but we cannot live forever, which is why I would not live
forever," -- Miss Alabama in the 1994 Miss USA contest.

"Whenever I watch TV and see those poor starving kids all over
the
world, I can't help but cry. I mean I'd love to be skinny like that, but
not with all those flies and death and stuff." -- Mariah Carey
"Smoking kills. If you're killed, you've lost a very important
part
of your life," --Brooke Shields, during an interview to become
Spokesperson
for federal anti-smoking campaign.

"I've never had major knee surgery on any other part of my
body,"--
Winston Bennett, University of Kentucky basketball forward.

"Outside of the killings, Washington has one of the lowest crime
rates in the country," --Mayor Marion Barry, Washington, DC.
"I'm not going to have some reporters pawing through our papers.
We
are the president." --Hillary Clinton commenting on the release of
subpoenaed documents.

"That lowdown scoundrel deserves to be kicked to death by a
jackass,
and I'm just the one to do it," --A congressional candidate in Texas.

"Half this game is ninety percent mental." -- Philadelphia
Phillies
manager, Danny Ozark

"It isn't pollution that's harming the environment. It's the
impurities in our air and water that are doing it." -- Al Gore, Vice
> >President
> >
> > "I love California. I practically grew up in Phoenix." --Dan
Quayle
> >
> > "We've got to pause and ask ourselves: How much clean air do we
> >need?"-- Lee Iacocca
> >
> > "I was provided with additional input that was radically different
> >from the truth. I assisted in furthering that version." -- Colonel Oliver
> >North, from his Iran-Contra testimony.
> >
> > "The word 'genius" isn't applicable in football. A genius is a guy
> >like Norman Einstein." --Joe Theisman, NFL football quarterback &sports
> >analyst.
> >
> > "We don't necessarily discriminate. We simply exclude certain
types
> >of people."--Colonel Gerald Wellman, ROTC Instructor.
> >
> > "If we don't succeed, we run the risk of failure." -- Bill
Clinton,
> >President
> >
> > "We are ready for an unforeseen event that may or may not
occur." --
> >Al Gore, VP
> >
> > "Traditionally, most of Australia's imports come from
overseas." --
> >Keppel Enderbery
> >
> > "Your food stamps will be stopped effective March 1992 because we
> >received notice that you passed away. May God bless you. You may reapply
if
> >there is a change in your circumstances." --Department of Social
Services,
> >Greenville, South Carolina !
> >
> > "If somebody has a bad heart, they can plug this jack in at night
as
> >they go to bed and it will monitor their heart throughout the night. And
> >the next morning, when they wake up dead, there'll be a record." --Mark
S.
> >Fowler, FCC Chairman
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Old 06-21-2005, 11:33 AM   #2
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Brain Cramps
Question: If you could live forever, would you and why?
Answer: "I would not live forever, because we should not live
forever, because if we were supposed to live forever, then we would live
forever, but we cannot live forever, which is why I would not live
forever," -- Miss Alabama in the 1994 Miss USA contest.

"Whenever I watch TV and see those poor starving kids all over
the
world, I can't help but cry. I mean I'd love to be skinny like that, but
not with all those flies and death and stuff." -- Mariah Carey
"Smoking kills. If you're killed, you've lost a very important
part
of your life," --Brooke Shields, during an interview to become
Spokesperson
for federal anti-smoking campaign.

"I've never had major knee surgery on any other part of my
body,"--
Winston Bennett, University of Kentucky basketball forward.

"Outside of the killings, Washington has one of the lowest crime
rates in the country," --Mayor Marion Barry, Washington, DC.
"I'm not going to have some reporters pawing through our papers.
We
are the president." --Hillary Clinton commenting on the release of
subpoenaed documents.

"That lowdown scoundrel deserves to be kicked to death by a
jackass,
and I'm just the one to do it," --A congressional candidate in Texas.

"Half this game is ninety percent mental." -- Philadelphia
Phillies
manager, Danny Ozark

"It isn't pollution that's harming the environment. It's the
impurities in our air and water that are doing it." -- Al Gore, Vice
> >President
> >
> > "I love California. I practically grew up in Phoenix." --Dan
Quayle
> >
> > "We've got to pause and ask ourselves: How much clean air do we
> >need?"-- Lee Iacocca
> >
> > "I was provided with additional input that was radically different
> >from the truth. I assisted in furthering that version." -- Colonel Oliver
> >North, from his Iran-Contra testimony.
> >
> > "The word 'genius" isn't applicable in football. A genius is a guy
> >like Norman Einstein." --Joe Theisman, NFL football quarterback &sports
> >analyst.
> >
> > "We don't necessarily discriminate. We simply exclude certain
types
> >of people."--Colonel Gerald Wellman, ROTC Instructor.
> >
> > "If we don't succeed, we run the risk of failure." -- Bill
Clinton,
> >President
> >
> > "We are ready for an unforeseen event that may or may not
occur." --
> >Al Gore, VP
> >
> > "Traditionally, most of Australia's imports come from
overseas." --
> >Keppel Enderbery
> >
> > "Your food stamps will be stopped effective March 1992 because we
> >received notice that you passed away. May God bless you. You may reapply
if
> >there is a change in your circumstances." --Department of Social
Services,
> >Greenville, South Carolina !
> >
> > "If somebody has a bad heart, they can plug this jack in at night
as
> >they go to bed and it will monitor their heart throughout the night. And
> >the next morning, when they wake up dead, there'll be a record." --Mark
S.
> >Fowler, FCC Chairman
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