Broke Lawnmower

[SonnyB]

My wife keep bugging me to get the lawn mower repaired but Ii always had other things to do, go fishing, go o with buddies bowling etc ect ect. I came in from fishing the other day & there she sat in the tall grass with a tiny pair of sewing scissors snipping away, (trying to get her point across) I went in the house and returned with a tooth brush giving it to her and telling her when she finished cutting the grass she could sweep the driveway.
The doctor said I would walk again but would always have a limp....

[Doggy Daddy]

I would of given her the hedge clippers.

[njs42]

In that circumstance I would not hand my wife anything sharp or scissor like, unless you always wanted to be able to hit the high notes.

[davendeb]

Could have spent that Dr money on a new mower. Lol