Buffalo Theory

[jfb]

As explained by Cliff Cavin, of Cheers, to Norm, the Buffalo Theory went as follows:

" Well, you see Norm, it's like this.... a herd of buffalo can only move as fast as the slowest buffalo. And when the herd is hunted, it is the slowest and the weakest at the back that are killed first. This natural selection is good for the herd as a whole, because the general speed and and health of the whole group keeps improving by the regular killing of the weakest members. In much the same way, the human brain can only operate as fast as the slowest brain cells. Excessive intake of alcohol, as we know, kills brain cells. But naturally, it attacks the slowest and weakest brain cells first. In this way, regular consumption of beer eliminates the weaker brain cells, making the brain a faster and more efficient machine. That's why you always feel smarter after a few beers."

[jfb]

As explained by Cliff Cavin, of Cheers, to Norm, the Buffalo Theory went as follows:

" Well, you see Norm, it's like this.... a herd of buffalo can only move as fast as the slowest buffalo. And when the herd is hunted, it is the slowest and the weakest at the back that are killed first. This natural selection is good for the herd as a whole, because the general speed and and health of the whole group keeps improving by the regular killing of the weakest members. In much the same way, the human brain can only operate as fast as the slowest brain cells. Excessive intake of alcohol, as we know, kills brain cells. But naturally, it attacks the slowest and weakest brain cells first. In this way, regular consumption of beer eliminates the weaker brain cells, making the brain a faster and more efficient machine. That's why you always feel smarter after a few beers."

[bsavage]

I knew there was theory behind my thought!!!

LOL!

[TCayer]

I'll drink to that!!

[Georgia Flash]

I CAN HARDILY BELIEVE WHAT I HAVE JUST READ!
AND I LIKE IT.

[MCDDY]

That's where the term "Let's go discuss this over a few cold ones" comes from. Sort of like a Supe Nova, everything becomes so clear and bright but you better capture it quick before it fades away. Often wondered how any decisions are made in the office.
Always remember, there's more old drunks than old doctors.
Dave

[Ray,IN]

I put that theory to practice once. I went to help a friend re-wire his horse trailer. When I arrived he was waiting-with a cooler full of brews. Well, we first drank a beer while making a drawing of the existing wiring. Drank another while we stripped away the old wiring. Drank another while we ran the taillight wire.
Are you beginning to see a pattern here?
The end of this story is; the sun set on an empty cooler, loose wiring, and two guy who could'nt remember where the drawing was.

[jjoe]

Well, my wife said that I couldn't buy any more beer becouse we needed to cut back on our spending. I asked her why she was still buying makeup. She said that was so she would look beautiful for me. I told her that what the beer was for. My black eye is almost healed now.

[Tom N]

[jjoe]

Tom,that's, funny.

[RattlenRam]

Tom: Best one I have seen in a long time, thanks.