Busted Locals
Mom visits her son who has a beautiful roommate, during the course of the meal the mother couldn't help but notice how the two interacted with each other.
The son reading his mothers thoughts said I know what you are thinking but I assure you we are just roommates.
Several days later the girl says to the boy, every since you mother visited us for dinner I haven't been able to find the silver plate, you don't suppose she took it do you?
The son sys surely not but will email her & ask.
Dear Mom I'm not saying you took the silver dinner plate but we can't find it since you left.
Love,
Your Son
Mother replies:
Son I'm not saying you are sleeping with your roommate, but if she was sleeping in her own bed she would have found it under her pillow.
Love,
Mom
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