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Old 03-10-2012, 07:13 PM   #1
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A wife was making a breakfast of fried eggs for her husband. Suddenly, her husband burst into the kitchen. 'Careful,' he said, 'CAREFUL! Put in some more butter! Oh my gosh! You're cooking too many at once. TOO MANY! Turn them! TURN THEM NOW! We need more butter. Oh my gosh! WHERE are we going to get MORE BUTTER? They're going to STICK! Careful. CAREFUL! I said be CAREFUL! You NEVER listen to me when you're cooking! Never! Turn them! Hurry up! Are you CRAZY? Have you LOST your mind? Don't forget to salt them. You know you always forget to salt them. Use the! Salt. USE THE SALT! THE SALT!'

The wife stared at him. 'What in the world is wrong with you?You think I don't know how to fry a couple of eggs?'

The husband calmly replied, 'I just wanted to show you what it feels like when I'm driving.'

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oh I love this
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Hope the couch is comfortable!!!

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Some of the ladies ain't gonna like this.
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How about the ladies who drive the coach for their hubbys???


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I know how he feels.. I"ve learned to have very selective hearing on occasion, I listen to Lola (Watch the Movie RV, Same Lola) but sometimes I do not even take HER advice! (She wants to route me down some kind of narrow side roads getting me to where I am now for some reason I can not fantom.. But by that point I know where I'm going so just ignore her,, She is good on most of the route though, only 2 errors in 17 miles and the other error is .. Well, she tells me to avoid a road... That does not exist, not really a problem as they say.. She does know how my church parking lot is layed out.. That kind of surprised me)
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This is great. Honey come here and read this. Does anyone know how to stop a nose bleed.
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Selective hearing works well in most cases, otherwise it is the couch.

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Only a Marine would try that........as the flying hot sausage hit his back
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Sure hits the nail on the head for me.
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I read it to the other half. She said it's the number one joke she's heard today. I think that's what one middle finger held up means, doesn't it?

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