A bright-red, long, low, very fast-looking sports-car pulls up alongside a 45' high-end motorcoach as it is traveling down the interstate at a constant 63 mph.
The car-driver hails the coach driver on his CB, and haughtily says: "Hey, buddy. Too bad that monster barely fits between the lines. Watch what I can do!"
With that, he swiftly pulls way ahead in a blur of sound and acceleration, and then does a perfect pair of 360* circles, only to end up right next to the coach again. With a sneer in his voice, he says: "Don't you wish you could do that?"
The coach-driver responds: "Oh that's nothing. Watch this." And for the next 4 minutes, the coach continues to travel the straight-and-narrow, still at exactly 63 mph.
The hot-shot finally gets exasperated and shoots back: "So what? What was that all about? Big deal! You didn't do anything!!"
To which the coach-guy says: "Sure I did. I let my wife slide in and drive while I went back, made some nachos, did some stretching exercises and went to the bathroom. Now it's your turn."
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'06 HR Endeavor 40PAQ (Mission Hills decor). All options, but still finding more to add.
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