Cannibal Restaurant Menu
A cannibal was walking through the jungle
And came upon a restaurant operated by a
Feeling somewhat hungry, he sat down and
looked over the menu....
+Broiled Missionary: $10.00
+Fried Explorer: $15..00
+Baked Politician $100.00
The cannibal called the waiter over and asked,
"Why such a high price for the Politicians?"
The cook replied, "Have you ever tried to clean one?
They're so full of crap, it takes all morning."