Car Jacking

[SonnyB]

A elderly had just finished shopping and was departing from the store, when she noticed 4 young men driving off in her car, she dropped her packages and pulled her gun from her purse and shouting from the top of her voice said I have. A gun and I know how to use it...GET OUT OF THE CAR......the 4 young men jumped out of the car and ran for their life. The elderly lady puts her packages in the car and tried and tried to get her key into the ignition still shaking from the experience. She noticed a frisbee, a football and two six packs of beer on the front seat and suddenly realized her car was about 5 or 6 spaces down from this vehicle....so she reloads her belongings in HER car and drives to the police station to report her mistake. The desk sergeant listening to her story starts to laugh uncontrollably while at the other end of the desks sets 4 very pale young men that had just reported a car jacking by a elderly lady barely 5 ft. Tall with. Gray curly hair carrying a large caliber hand gun...

No charges were filed,

If you are going to have a senior moment.....Make it a memorable one

[wa8yxm]

I rather liked the guy who was at the gas pump.. The car jacker came up and stuck a gun in his face and demanded his keys.. HERE YOU GO, tossed him the keys and went inside the station called 1-800-#### and reported the theft to On-Star.. Thieves only made it few miles before the police had 'em in handcuffs.

[Jwar]

Or how about the guy filling his car at a gas station, a robber held a gun in his face and demanded his wallet, not noticing untill the nozzle covered him with gasoline and in the other hand holding a bic lighter, "Ya better hand over the gun or your toast".

The police had the fire dept hose him off before they transported him to jail.