Car Shopping

[Dreamweaver]

A lovely lady walks into a Mercedes dealership. She browses around,then spots the perfect car and walks over to inspect it. As she bends over to feel the fine leather upholstery, a loud **** escapes her. Very embarrassed,she looks around nervously to see if anyone had noticed her little accident. She turns back and there , standing next to her,is a salesman. "Good day , Ma'am. How may I help you today?" Still very embarrassed and uncomfortably she asks, "Sir , what is the price of this lovely vehicle?" He answers,"Ma'am if you farted just touching it, you're going to **** when you hear the price".!!!!!!!!!!!

[Dreamweaver]

A lovely lady walks into a Mercedes dealership. She browses around,then spots the perfect car and walks over to inspect it. As she bends over to feel the fine leather upholstery, a loud **** escapes her. Very embarrassed,she looks around nervously to see if anyone had noticed her little accident. She turns back and there , standing next to her,is a salesman. "Good day , Ma'am. How may I help you today?" Still very embarrassed and uncomfortably she asks, "Sir , what is the price of this lovely vehicle?" He answers,"Ma'am if you farted just touching it, you're going to **** when you hear the price".!!!!!!!!!!!